Teeb: did you know our eyes snot?

Teeb: seriously, Mr.Boman told us

Teeb: and I told my lil sis and she was like, "NO EW!"

Tiff-san: he told u that

Teeb: yeah

Teeb: seriously

Tiff-san: what did he mean to say

Teeb: you know like when you wake up in the morning with crusty on your eye?

Teeb: or around it

Tiff-san: yea

Teeb: that's snot

Tiff-san: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Jenalyn: How do you draw a hawk?

Me: It's like a normal bird just more RAWR! (I pretend to have claws.)

Rebekah: What? Is it like (she flaps her arms like wings) then RAWR!? (she makes claws.)

Me: Ninja! (I write NINJA on a peice of paper.

Rebekah grabs the paper and writes NINGA.

Me: Ninga? Rebekah, that's not how you spell ninja! Well, I guess you're the Original Ninga.

(We were talking about clothes.)

Me: I'm sort of a black person.

Rebekah: What? You're black? Ew, you're like Michael Jackson.

Me: Yeah, I'm his sister, Tierney Jackson.

Rebekah: Ew!

Me: Yeah, except I like little girls instead of little boys. Hey, come here little girl! Wanna have some fun?

(Nathan was reading an article in our camp newspaper in the play and he was reading a quote that he had said.)

Nathan: 'I love any kind of mystery. Human curiosity makes it fun.' Human curiosity makes it fun, huh? I guess that could apply to gay sex too.

Teeb: ninjas attack!

Tiff-san: ahh im so scared

Teeb: I would be

Teeb: those ninjas can be vicious

acoindo: and cause Riku gets sexy...

soulcaliber69: lol

soulcaliber69: he has to dress good for his boyfriend Sora

acoindo: ZOMBIES

soulcaliber69: really?

acoindo: no I was pretending! it's really....dun dun dun...DOLPHINS

soulcaliber69: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

soulcaliber69: * Roxas kills me with his pointy hair*

acoindo: good job Roxas!

soulcaliber69: *Comes back to life for 20secs to kill Roxas and does*

acoindo: dont kill Roxas! who will Axel stalk?

soulcaliber69: Himself???? Or maybe Sora???

acoindo: if Axel tries to stalk Sora than Riku and Axel will end up in some to the death battle

soulcaliber69: cool

soulcaliber69: I wanna see that

acoindo: and Riku will win unless Axel gets a hold of the lighter and sets his girly hair on fire

acoindo: I'm going to turn emo now.

acoindo: It's all your fault.

acoindo: *angsts*

phantomsmask333: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

phantomsmask333: emu

phantomsmask333: woops

acoindo: So I'm an emu now?

phantomsmask333: you bet ya

acoindo: *cries*

phantomsmask333: just like real emu would

(This is my mom and I talking about my new avatar, which is of Ringo Starr)

sjriggs46: who's that weird looking guy with the big nose?

acoindo: I don't know...he somehow got on my AIM account...kind of creepy, isn't it?

sjriggs46: I bet he can't sing either

acoindo: Not at all

acoindo: He can't even drum

sjriggs46: I know-I've heard him

acoindo: I feel bad for you, then. Having to listen to it.

sjriggs46: I know-I guess some people like that sort of stuff

acoindo: some people are just freaky, you know

Morgan: I despise you.

Me: Wow, you're even worse than Jimmy. He only hates me. You despise me. Do you feel special.

Morgan: Sometimes.

soulcaliber69: *shoots emo rays from eyeliner*

acoindo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm doomed!

acoindo: Good thing I have my handy razor blades.

acoindo: Here emo kid, play with these

acoindo: You'll be too busy and distratced to fight me anymore!

soulcaliber69: YAY!!! *starts slitting wrists*...lol

acoindo: Razor blades- the ultimate solution your emo kid problem. *cheesy commercial smile* Only 99 cents! Get them while you can!

acoindo: Before all the emo kids get them themselves

Teeb: yeah it's not good cause usually I can type but I guess I caught bad typing skills disease or something

Tiff-san: i wonder who from

Teeb: Morgan maybe? he was talking to me ealier

Tiff-san: its all his fault

Teeb: This pic is weird cause they all have cool weird sunglasses except Paul...

Teeb: everything is Morgan's fault!

Tiff-san: i know  i think somebosy stole his awesome sunglasses

Tiff-san: somebody* omg i caught the bad typing disease from you ZOMG!

Teeb: haha I love spreading disease *evil laughter* I also stole Paul's glasses

Teeb: I'm that evil

Tiff-san: he told me he's gonna cry if you dont give him back his sunglasses  *Paul starts crying*

acoindo: in ur yardz startin a gang

acoindo: of CATS

acoindo: the musical

acoindo: are you a lolrus?

soulcaliber69: yep

soulcaliber69: I am the lolrus goo goo g'joob

acoindo: HECK YES

acoindo: omg lollercoasters!

acoindo: I never even thought of that!

acoindo: I love the internets and their weird loling

soulcaliber69: lol

acoindo: yay lolz

soulcaliber69: lollerskating Lolrasus on lollercoasters

acoindo: I'm wearing a shirt with apples on it

acoindo: it's AWESOME too

soulcaliber69: ringo shirt

acoindo: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

acoindo: :D

acoindo: YES

acoindo: YOU ARE AWESOME AS WELL

acoindo: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

acoindo: night!

soulcaliber69: NIGHT!!!

acoindo: FINE GOSH

acoindo: NIGHT

soulcaliber69: wdjhgawgfd

acoindo: KLSDJSGHUSDHFJKSDHFJ!!!!!!!!

acoindo: KSDJFKSDHGJK!

soulcaliber69: nuuhnxvd

acoindo: JKGOJ!

acoindo: KLD!

soulcaliber69: dHVCrjhfvhgzsfxrdfhjvzhg tgtr

acoindo: KDFGJIHIkjgakfgiESHfgiwy*(EYrt89754y89fh89awj3r

acoindo: !

Maggie: what is my computer saying when you IM me?

Maggie: it sounds like...

Maggie: Hitler's V****a

Sam: yeah...

Sam: but i dance slutty enough as is

Sam: me drunk and dancing would probably lead to a jail term

Sam: or a pregnancy

Me: Do you like Japanese boys?

Robbie: No, they look like cats!

I'm sitting there reading a book called "20th Century Fashion."

Becca: Hey, 20th Century Fashion! What's that about?

We were talking about Yoko Ono.

Darby: Yoko? Like Yoko in the cabasa!

Heather: No, it's loco.

Darby: I don't know, I don't speak French!